Monday, September 11, 2006

sunday forum - ask gollum

Gollum, the grapevine reports the Buckingham Mall in Denver is going to be taken down to build new apartment housing and shops. Is this the end for KJ movies in Denver? What will happen to us, KJ fans? Please help!
Gollum: Now we can eat fish in peace. No, not in peace, Precious. For Precious is lost; yes, lost. Curse them! We hates them! It's ours, it is. And we wants it! We will protest, my love. We will internalizes the "think globally, act locally" mantra—something often repeated but rarely acted on.
September 15 will be a day of action, Precious... focusing on social and economic issues domestically, teamed up with the Hip Hop Summit Network to organize the "March on Denver: Buckingham Mall, Still We Rise." The rest of the week will be rounded out by a series of marches, rallies, counter-conventions and concerts, including repeated showing of new KJ movie "Kabhie Alvida na Kehna"... We will get SRK for our publicity campaign. "Take down the fence, and flip over the barricades"... Sméagol did it once; he can do it again. We must get the Precious! We must get It back! ...

Gollum, what do you think about the movie "Munnabhai MBBS II " that the desis are going crazy over?
Gollum: They are horrid fat hobbitses who hates Sméagol and makes up fat lies! Dip them in cold water... Dip them all, yes, if we gets chances... !

Gollum, looks like you had a nasty fight with the contributors of this blogsite. Good to see its all a thing of the past, and you are back to work.
Gollum: We'll be nice to them, if they'll be nice to us. They agreed to give Sméagol a raise! Now we swears to do what you wants. We ssswears!!!

2 comments:

sush said...

hi golloo, nice to see you back!

Anonymous said...

LOL!