Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Gollum, this is the second time you have not shown up for our weekly reviews. You forgot to publish the Sunday Column on time. We received a bill of $6.50 which both you and Mr. Egg incurred at some dinner. We go off to some distant land to recuperate during our labor day weekend, and you cannot cover our rear end for us. You said you lost the chart, the one that was handed over to you before leaving for my annual trip to Mauii. Well, that is one sorry excuse, and I refuse to believe you. And a simple apology won't do. Cough up that dough before this week is over, or you will lose your administrative rights to this blog. You can also forget about your privileges over our refrigerators. Cable is off-limits too. You are all Phissh and no substance. And no, seriously, not falling for your Smeagol schtick anymore.