Funny you mention SRK...he finished all the chai. Between him and Gollum, they were relentless and the rest of us had to be satisfied with coke and popcorn. :(
NRPA (Non-Resident Plutonians Association) of USA is calling this newsflash nothing but ballyhoo of a sham. Although the decision to downgrade planethood came from scientists at International Astronomical Association (IAU), a contentious NRPA is sticking to its story and claiming that the Head of IAU reeks of Uranus. The good name of Uranus had been previously tarnished by various touchy-feely eco-fascist groups who made similar accusations against environment-unfriendly lawmakers (“They are turning the good earth into a filthy [ur]anus”).
In an "alien"ating press conference, BigMouth-Dwarf, the spokesperson for NRPA told the reporters, "I reckon I ain’t no rocket-scientist, but I swear by Hydra, we'll show those SPINCHTER-boys who's the real dinky; if Karma is a bee, then we'll make them 'anus itch."
A mass mooning was held by Penguins for Uranus (an interplanetary Political Action Committee) during the press conference protesting the blanket accusation. The leader of the penguin PAC, Spinster Black-n-White said, "We just want people to know that Uranus is not a smelly planet." Given the absence of amygdala, momentary lapse of reason was incited when BigMouth performed the (in)famous gesture made by Hollywood actor Charlton Heston (at the NRA convention) and quoted: "...from my cold, dead hands!" (You see, Plutonians don't have any hands...)
In related news, the Disney Dog Pluto is currently under suicide-watch at Betty Ford Rehab. In a misguided effort to break out of his existential lull (inspired by the award-winning movie ‘MARIA FULL OF GRACE’), Pluto was recently busted by DEA agents in Miami for smuggling in premium grade nose-candy from Colombia. The bust had gone haywire as Pluto went belly up. Once the shenanigan subsided, Pluto was released on self-cognizance. When asked for comments on the astronomical significance of the moniker related fiasco and the future of mankind, he appeared Beckettish-pensive and only mumbled, “After all, it’s all very….Plutonic!”
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Can we pile more rocks on Pluto to restore its planetary status. Anyone up for the interplanetary trip? After all, there is precedence, albeit with a mountain, or was it a hill...?
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the girl in striped tee... her expressions are hilarious!
Funny you mention SRK...he finished all the chai. Between him and Gollum, they were relentless and the rest of us had to be satisfied with coke and popcorn. :(
LOLLLZZZ....
The sky may still be blue but Pluto no longer a planet...
NRPA (Non-Resident Plutonians Association) of USA is calling this newsflash nothing but ballyhoo of a sham. Although the decision to downgrade planethood came from scientists at International Astronomical Association (IAU), a contentious NRPA is sticking to its story and claiming that the Head of IAU reeks of Uranus. The good name of Uranus had been previously tarnished by various touchy-feely eco-fascist groups who made similar accusations against environment-unfriendly lawmakers (“They are turning the good earth into a filthy [ur]anus”).
In an "alien"ating press conference, BigMouth-Dwarf, the spokesperson for NRPA told the reporters, "I reckon I ain’t no rocket-scientist, but I swear by Hydra, we'll show those SPINCHTER-boys who's the real dinky; if Karma is a bee, then we'll make them 'anus itch."
A mass mooning was held by Penguins for Uranus (an interplanetary Political Action Committee) during the press conference protesting the blanket accusation. The leader of the penguin PAC, Spinster Black-n-White said, "We just want people to know that Uranus is not a smelly planet." Given the absence of amygdala, momentary lapse of reason was incited when BigMouth performed the (in)famous gesture made by Hollywood actor Charlton Heston (at the NRA convention) and quoted: "...from my cold, dead hands!" (You see, Plutonians don't have any hands...)
In related news, the Disney Dog Pluto is currently under suicide-watch at Betty Ford Rehab. In a misguided effort to break out of his existential lull (inspired by the award-winning movie ‘MARIA FULL OF GRACE’), Pluto was recently busted by DEA agents in Miami for smuggling in premium grade nose-candy from Colombia. The bust had gone haywire as Pluto went belly up. Once the shenanigan subsided, Pluto was released on self-cognizance. When asked for comments on the astronomical significance of the moniker related fiasco and the future of mankind, he appeared Beckettish-pensive and only mumbled, “After all, it’s all very….Plutonic!”
This planetary hoopla of breaking news brought to you by the Venutian ButtPirate; stay tuned for more inane assault on your good senses.
Bum deal!
Dang! Pluto's been demoted
but ultimately, a rock is a rock, no?
a rose is a rose is a rose is a...
The demise of Pluto had already been predicted by The National Enquirer many moons ago...kudos to the unsung zero of sensational "noose."
Can we pile more rocks on Pluto to restore its planetary status. Anyone up for the interplanetary trip? After all, there is precedence, albeit with a mountain, or was it a hill...?
"Size does matter!"...I reckon as such from all this brouhaha.
LOL...this has turned into a "Plutonic lovefest."
Ever since the downgrading of Pluto, I'm having erection trouble...could this be the conclusive proof of String Theory?
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